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Vocal Style
Her vocal styles are truely deep as she has the lowest voice type in a female, Contralto. Unfortunatly many of her notes are unable to be heard by a human ear. It is usually only heard by trolls and leprechauns, which is why she is so famous in Ireland, and that no one else has ever heard her singing. Mumba's voice does stretch to a mezzo-soprano (basically a crap version of Beyonc?). Mumba mimes every performance because when she sings, an Icelandic tree dies, and then gets used as a table in Ikea. After being told her face transplant went wrong, she reportedly screamed out which caused hearing problems for wolves in Canada. It was also said that at that exact moment, a pyramid in Egypt blew up.

Life After Second Marriage edit

In January 2008, she went on the hit British TV show "Dancing on Rice" but was voted off in the first 3 minutes. She then went on her way telling us that her new album will be released by 2009, instead she bought a $499 house in Mars. Her husband Aleksandr Orlov decided to part from Mumba as he had a chance to open his own fragrance range called A wiff of muff. Samantha Mumba lived in Mars untill she realised she needed air to breathe. So in 2013 she claimed her album will not be released and if anyone wants it they can illegally download it online. After this downfall, Mumba was suprised to hear her album was released in Mars and it hit the #1 spot, and she got the award for "Best New Human Artist".
Mumba was seen working in the fast food restaurant, McDonalds, back in hometown Dublin on Monday 5th June 2019.