After reading all these I'd probably be like

but that's just me. its just too much to me for a first date mess. And I feel like not ordering roses would only highlight the fact that somebody helped you. Ndndjdkxk what man knows wtf a Gerbera is? & speaking of which, those are ugly. Is it cinco de Mayo? I'm honestly fine without the flowers. YAY.... Something I have to take care of everyday...thanks...
But yea make sure you and your car smell good. I agree with that.
I don't really give a shit about you opening the door for me ndnnxjx this is shit I do everyday for myself.
I'm sure somebody will like this but I'd be unmoved tbh. Thanks for the effort and stuff tho. But Don't u dare order for me wtf is wrong with you