Yeah I'm late for work BUT omg the trains were backed up ...my dog ate my shoes..and then omg omg I tripped and fell somewhere
Yeah ...that happened last week too but this week it was extra crazy
What do u mean by 'maybe u should start leaving earlier to avoid this'? Why are you attacking me? 
or....
Yeah I'm late on the rent BUT lemme tell u ...omg i didn't realize my light bill was three months past due LOL! I had to pay that first and then omg there was no money left
Well...yeah...i was late last month too but this month everything was so crazy!! omg!! 
huh? what u say? oh....u like my new Jordans? thank you!
Why do people assume someone should care about their excuse, "woe is me" story - especially when there's clearly a
pattern?
Take accountability, make sure it doesn't happen again and sit down somewhere
You telling your life story in an effort to paint yourself as a victim is only wasting more of people's time
This doesn't apply to EVERYONE, but a lot of people do it and it's annoying. dssddf