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[ton]

Today I found out a surrogate mess isn't that pricey

But getting an egg? Thats a fcking MISSION

Its super expensive, they often take a bunch of them and they either fail, or we end up with 6 kids at once

I mean, I wasn't tryna do all that or spend that much money

So umm, are we doing that, or can we just ask someone if we can have their egg?

Im not above straight out ASKING

[Dr Naomi Campbell]

Wait are we not doing the kaeli kidnap plan
I bought the turkey blaster, ammonia, horse tranqs and handcuffs

[Dr Naomi Campbell]

And the eye clamps so she can WATCH us mess

[ton]

what if she sticks a hanger up there?

unless this is a "The Hills Have Eyes" mess



[Dr Naomi Campbell]

Wait this isn't a hills have eyes mess

Cuz I'm outside her job right now waiting for her

[ton]

job?

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[Dr Naomi Campbell]

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[ton]

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I was actually looking up surrogate mess

its not that expensive

but we need to start selling body parts of homeless whites on the black market



[Dr Naomi Campbell]

I'm sure we can find someone CUTE but desperate enough

But we can go the homeless body part route
Let's start with mikey