Mothers Day 🥰 ...any funny or crazy stories from your mother that she shared?

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Dr Naomi Campbell

They thought I was gonna be a girl so they brought so many girl baby clothes
I was a cross dresser baby until I was about 8 months

GLOCK


BAPHOMET.

Quote from: ton on May 10, 2020, 06:14:44 PM
She was a dope girl in her early twenties  :cheerup:

Trap Queen self
did she sell or dated a drug dealer?

KKJJKKJ


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Quote from: Baph Bunny 🌮 . on May 10, 2020, 06:21:01 PM
Quote from: ton on May 10, 2020, 06:14:44 PM
She was a dope girl in her early twenties  :cheerup:

Trap Queen self
did she sell or dated a drug dealer?

KKJJKKJ
both

She tried to be cute and rebellious and move out at 18. Met some fag who sold drugs in Clearwater and started helping him sell until they broke up. Then came my oldest sister :dead: but they never got back together


BAPHOMET.

the craziest mess for me...

She used to date this big time drug dealer when she was a senior in high school. He was in his 20's. There's no abuse in this story so scroll on if thats what you're looking for.

He used to keep her fucking LACED with stacks of money. She never spent the mess though and put it all in the trunk she kept in her closet in my grandmothers house. She liked her own money and figured if she spent it he would KINDA own her like he did the LOWER bitches he had. He didnt give them shit for real and treated them like shit  :dead:  I lowkey wouldve BLOWN through the money. He was actually respectful towards my mom and went over to my grandmas house introduced himself and everything. But my moms sisters got jealous at some point and figured out my mom kept a trunk of money in her closet told my grandmother he was a drug dealer. She told my mom its either you give the money back or you move out. Obviously she gave it back like a dummy  :uhh: but the RESPECT she has for her mother my grandma is CRAZY. He came to pick up the money and wasnt even PISSED and said they had to cut ties.

fast forward to the drug BUST and all his other chicks who had houses and mess through him and had drugs at their places went down. Hes still in fucking PRISON to this day  :plzstop:





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Quote from: GLOCK 🌹 on May 10, 2020, 06:26:16 PM
Are we related Ton?
xxxxcc c xx

I mean

We can't have a retard baby if we have sex either way so it doesn't matter

BAPHOMET.

Quote from: ton on May 10, 2020, 06:25:18 PM
Quote from: Baph Bunny 🌮 . on May 10, 2020, 06:21:01 PM
Quote from: ton on May 10, 2020, 06:14:44 PM
She was a dope girl in her early twenties  :cheerup:

Trap Queen self
did she sell or dated a drug dealer?

KKJJKKJ
both

She tried to be cute and rebellious and move out at 18. Met some fag who sold drugs in Clearwater and started helping him sell until they broke up. Then came my oldest sister :dead: but they never got back together
BIT. I think our moms would've been Ki kiis sdjkdsjkdskj


Amazing

My mum and her sister jumped my mum's ex-husband's mom and beat her with a bat to the head that caused her to bleed and concus. This was after that woman's daughters jumped my grandma. A tic for tat mess owt that went on for years.

My mum and dad denied my oldest brother was her ex-husband's child for almost 20 years but as my brother grew up it was hard to deny it because my brother is the ex's twin he look NOTHING like my dad or mum. He is all his daddy and pale as hell.

My daddy hid his own son he had before he met my mom from my mom for 20+ years because he had the boy with a married woman who's husband was working abroad. The boy has the exact same name my mum choose for the boy she had with her ex.

My daddy's oldest son is so GHETTO. He has 18 kids with 5 or 6 baby mama. He was fine as hell when he was young, 6'4 so all the gorls were after him.