..aint gon evn deny it gorls
it is wat it fckin is
(https://uploadir.com/u/tg8jt3eh)
so lemme jus starts wit a happ' hall'-fckin-ween
so its this guy who my gorl is cool wit rite
he a cool laid bac type, kinda goofy
so he come up to me tonite durin this lil get togethr, "u wanna ride bac wit me?"
im like yea w/e
i came wit my gorl
so..nex thing u kno we all OVR each othr guh!
in frunna his house
we go in...& it got tha fck crackin'!
i aint evn kno he was a bi gorl (im like a magnet for 'em ugh lols)
so..im givin' him head rite..n he like "u wanna eat me OWT?!"
i say "jahmel...turn it tha fck 'round" (https://uploadir.com/u/7fb7jcjo)
but firs i ask..i say hey....r u clean?
"yep! foe sho! nvr dirtt'! :young: "
I say cool
so i go IN! yall LMAO!O
my tongue was a damns house invader!
i go a bit furth-
GOR!...i say
i say JAHMEL!..
"thought u saids u was clean"
him: :mmyulost:
.."um..???" at this point im piss
im like theres fckin DOOKIE on my damns LIP nigga wtf did u LIE!
gor..
jahmel: bri i swear, on god i fckin cleant it, on GOD, on my dead aunt rebbie
me: (https://uploadir.com/u/kuhqztzg)
jahmel: u alway tryna make big ass situations outta nothin, all u had to fckin say was clean up a bit mo-blah blah blah
blah blah
me: (https://uploadir.com/u/erpbydvl)
i say..jahmel..all u had to mutha fckin DO baybeh..all u had to FCKIN DO
was smoosh tht soap n hot water up thru there wit u finger nigga
i say nigga u had me thinkin im bouta BASH OWT at booch-land wit escitin' rides
funnel cake & cotton cand'!
instead i ended up at fckin GARBAGE yard fulla possess pieces a SHIT
at this point he puttin bac on his boxers & sighin' like he was tha victim
"naw nigga slide them damns drawls off & get bac in tha shower, im gonna eat a clean booch' tonite"
he started gigglin but he fckin knew to get tht shower
nigga dnt u damns dare make me eat ur shit
n i say "make sure tha water is STEAMIN hot..iont care if ur flesh burn off nigga!"
(https://uploadir.com/u/n8ixjpmm)
was jus a goin off yall..whew..
well..tht was my nite
:melmel:
clc;c;cvcvcv
cv
cv
cv
i kinda believe this for some reas'
Yeah this is fucking true. I know when my Bruv is being real and I am fucking screaming
dddabn
this tha las straw gorls
im switchin ovr full-time to white boys
clean hygienically & skin wise
(https://uploadir.com/u/o6qonrxb)
I kinda lost it when i read in frunna his house
Quotesay cool
so i go IN! yall LMAO!O
my tongue was a damns house invader!
i go a bit furth-
GOR!...i say
i say JAHMEL!..
"thought u saids u was clean"
him: :mmyulost:
BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCH :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
not jahmel
:dead:
zbbzbx
No offense I love my black brothas
but that even sounds like a doodie-booty name
Quote from: Tinker Hell on October 31, 2016, 02:37:05 AM
so lemme jus starts wit a happ' hall'-fckin-ween
gor..
jahmel: bri i swear, on god i fckin cleant it, on GOD, on my dead aunt rebbie
me: (https://uploadir.com/u/kuhqztzg)
vcxxcccccccccc
Quotei say "jahmel...turn it tha fck 'round"
BbCCCVCCCXCCV
Quote from: Uni on October 31, 2016, 06:03:26 AM
Quote from: Tinker Hell on October 31, 2016, 02:37:05 AM
so lemme jus starts wit a happ' hall'-fckin-ween
gor..
jahmel: bri i swear, on god i fckin cleant it, on GOD, on my dead aunt rebbie
me: (https://uploadir.com/u/kuhqztzg)
vcxxcccccccccc
I'm crying
\
I'm literally in pain
Quotenigga dnt u damns dare make me eat ur shit
n i say "make sure tha water is STEAMIN hot..iont care if ur flesh burn off nigga!"
(https://uploadir.com/u/n8ixjpmm)
i'm fuckig crying lkdlsvb., :kii:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
ZXXXCCCCCVVVVVVVVBBBBBBBBBNBHHJJNNJ
Quote from: Tinker Hell on October 31, 2016, 02:37:05 AM
i say "jahmel...turn it tha fck 'round" (https://uploadir.com/u/7fb7jcjo)
dddddssssss couldn't make it past this :plzstop:
:dead:
mmmfkjkfjf
gotta spread the cheeks and sniff thoroughly first
you don't just....dive in :everythingok:
:plzstop: :hmph: :damselindistress:
ssssssss
I knew Bri was a tops
Nhffjjffgjnffjbfdhjnc
Please let this story be fabricated.
Nigga u got shit on yo lips? And tongue?
U know how hard it is to get that shit scent off your hand?
(!!&@@$(;..$&@$(;;;;($$&!
Quote from: BaddieTwinz on October 31, 2016, 09:30:57 AM
Nhffjjffgjnffjbfdhjnc
Please let this story be fabricated.
Nigga u got shit on yo lips? And tongue?
U know how hard it is to get that shit scent off your hand?
(!!&@@$(;..$&@$(;;;;($$&!
n
You must've had shit on your face before.
yeah pons youre supposed to finger test the mess. lick it a few times to lubricate it then SLIP awn in.
hmm yeah lemme tongue ya -- WHOOPS! didnt mean to slip that finger all the way in haha
*sniffs*
okay. were good
(https://uploadir.com/u/7fb7jcjo)
Eek I don't even go finger first
(no dingleberry under my nail thnx!
:caramelapple: )
U SNIFF first
then finger
THEN chow tf Down
None of that makes any kind of sense. A person can shower, smell fresh and still have shit in their ass hole. So the sniffles first is irrelevant. It's best to do the finger test first because I do believe that if you have a healthy diet the shit doesn't discharge leaving an odor verses if you have an ungodly diet and once your hole gets moist it discharge shit juice and mess.
⬆️FAGGOT fuck u.
Lost my damn appetite
Quote from: Baeomi on October 31, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Lost my damn appetite
cmere I have not lost mine
:nogrammynoneck:
SSSSDDDDDDDDDDDDFFFFFFFFFFFCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Quote from: Tinker Hell on October 31, 2016, 02:37:05 AM
i say nigga u had me thinkin im bouta BASH OWT at booch-land wit escitin' rides
BBVBBNBNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Quote from: Riggy Rig on October 31, 2016, 02:40:45 AM
clc;c;cvcvcv
cv
cv
cv
i kinda believe this for some reas'
bvvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bruv
hates when this stuffs happens
ughs! :roflmao: :welllol:
Quote from: Uni on October 31, 2016, 10:39:26 AM
⬆️FAGGOT fuck u.
bbbbbbbbb
(https://uploadir.com/u/tg8jt3eh)
Quote from: Tinker Hell on October 31, 2016, 02:37:05 AM
..aint gon evn deny it gorls
it is wat it fckin is
(https://uploadir.com/u/tg8jt3eh)
so lemme jus starts wit a happ' hall'-fckin-ween
so its this guy who my gorl is cool wit rite
he a cool laid bac type, kinda goofy
so he come up to me tonite durin this lil get togethr, "u wanna ride bac wit me?"
im like yea w/e
i came wit my gorl
so..nex thing u kno we all OVR each othr guh!
in frunna his house
we go in...& it got tha fck crackin'!
i aint evn kno he was a bi gorl (im like a magnet for 'em ugh lols)
so..im givin' him head rite..n he like "u wanna eat me OWT?!"
i say "jahmel...turn it tha fck 'round" (https://uploadir.com/u/7fb7jcjo)
but firs i ask..i say hey....r u clean?
"yep! foe sho! nvr dirtt'! :young: "
I say cool
so i go IN! yall LMAO!O
my tongue was a damns house invader!
i go a bit furth-
GOR!...i say
i say JAHMEL!..
"thought u saids u was clean"
him: :mmyulost:
.."um..???" at this point im piss
im like theres fckin DOOKIE on my damns LIP nigga wtf did u LIE!
gor..
jahmel: bri i swear, on god i fckin cleant it, on GOD, on my dead aunt rebbie
me: (https://uploadir.com/u/kuhqztzg)
jahmel: u alway tryna make big ass situations outta nothin, all u had to fckin say was clean up a bit mo-blah blah blah
blah blah
me: (https://uploadir.com/u/erpbydvl)
i say..jahmel..all u had to mutha fckin DO baybeh..all u had to FCKIN DO
was smoosh tht soap n hot water up thru there wit u finger nigga
i say nigga u had me thinkin im bouta BASH OWT at booch-land wit escitin' rides
funnel cake & cotton cand'!
instead i ended up at fckin GARBAGE yard fulla possess pieces a SHIT
at this point he puttin bac on his boxers & sighin' like he was tha victim
"naw nigga slide them damns drawls off & get bac in tha shower, im gonna eat a clean booch' tonite"
he started gigglin but he fckin knew to get tht shower
nigga dnt u damns dare make me eat ur shit
n i say "make sure tha water is STEAMIN hot..iont care if ur flesh burn off nigga!"
(https://uploadir.com/u/n8ixjpmm)
was jus a goin off yall..whew..
well..tht was my nite
:melmel:
v
you know ya muched on that doodoo like
(http://i.imgur.com/KjCjPBw.gif)
freaky trans self