I want to be cremated, I honestly don't want my corpse mess being EATEN by maggots or them finding my body 300 years from now and extracting the DNA for a clone mess. They didn't work for this body.
It should be held in an approeicatly sized building. I don't have many friends or family, so I don't want 23 people inside an auditorium, giving Keri Hilson. It'll make the pics look bad. I need to know how it goes as I watch from Hell.
My family and friends can read me during their speech messes, IDC, I'll be dead LMAO.
I don't want some sad music mess, ugh. I want Ciara and my others favs playing in the background as the guest walk in. Also, no piano or choir.
I don't need no preacher, everyone knows I don't fake the funk about religion. Just have someone I'm close to HOST a bit.
None of that 'Antonio was a good person and giving person" I'm NOT. Everyone there will have known this.
If someone didn't like me, PLEASE don't let them in. They're not allowed to enjoy my death. At least, not in person lolz.
Everything needs to be DRAMATIC. I need whoever worked for Mariah to help design the mess.
All Black everything.
It's going to be a southern affair, so I want all the guest to enjoy the food afterwards.
Yeah... thats it. :ohwow:
My ashes can be kept or tossed in the garbage. IDC.
What about you? :traciandchelle:
I'll plan it :)
I don't even want a fucking funeral. None of that crying mess or I love you mess. If I didn't fuck with you when I was alive, I still don't fuck with you in death. Just cremate me and scatter my ashes in the two designated places I wanted them to be and leave me the fuck alone. Only my friends can do a celebration of life. Don't let none of my family in. Simple as that.
jkehkdddd
girl what did you go through when you dissppeared? :diddraispoot:
Im immortal
Oh and have my celebration of life at a bar or somewhere of that nature. Lots of eating and drinking.
Quote from: Fuck it! on April 29, 2020, 12:23:30 PM
I don't even want a fucking funeral.
im running outta breath
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Your mess sounds fun though :kii:
I know the music I want, that's about it.
Quote from: ton on April 29, 2020, 12:24:35 PM
Quote from: Fuck it! on April 29, 2020, 12:23:30 PM
I don't even want a fucking funeral.
im running outta breath
I just find funerals to be fake as fuck. People mourning someone knowing damn well that they didn't even use the person. I've seen it far too many times as a kid. I remember when my cousin died his ex-girlfriend was there crying and shit knowing damn well they broke up weeks prior because she was being a whore. I don't want any fake shit near me.
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on April 29, 2020, 12:23:39 PM
jkehkdddd
girl what did you go through when you dissppeared? :diddraispoot:
Djjddjjjjdjd
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on April 29, 2020, 12:23:39 PM
jkehkdddd
girl what did you go through when you dissppeared? :diddraispoot:
lkLSFDLFDSFDSK
An awakening. :young:
But no, I think about every decade of my life and try to plan them out :dead:
I know where I want to be by 40, 50, 60, 70. Haven't really thought about 80+, I aint tryna be around forever.
Quote from: Fuck it! on April 29, 2020, 12:24:16 PM
Oh and have my celebration of life at a bar or somewhere of that nature. Lots of eating and drinking.
wait king
this is cute
Quote from: Tezcatlipoca 🦅 on April 29, 2020, 12:25:51 PM
Vvvvvvvvv
i want a big party 💃🏽
With collard greens yams and my grandmas signature Mac n cheese on deck 👌🏾Also put the food into my coffin . I plan on being a greedy bitch in the afterlife as well ☺️
kDKDKSLLKDKLDS
good idea. throw my dog in mine so we can rot together. :wub:
I'm getting a hologram mess
beat that niggers :sup:
I want a voodoo mess
Resurrect me in the form of a snake
I don't care about no damn funeral. I'll be long gone anyway.
Quote from: 🐇 on April 29, 2020, 01:19:51 PM
I want a voodoo mess
Resurrect me in the form of a snake
DLKSKLKSDKds
:diddraispoot:
I won't be attending
Quote from: Nene on April 29, 2020, 01:24:05 PM
I don't care about no damn funeral. I'll be long gone anyway.
Isnt coming soon enough.
I want them to stuff my body and prop me up and have a party
I want a beautiful funeral. I know too many people to not have one. I know atlease 500 people will show up So I would need an arena or stadium.
You need an arena for 500 people?
Quote from: ton on April 29, 2020, 01:38:29 PM
Quote from: 🐇 on April 29, 2020, 01:19:51 PM
I want a voodoo mess
Resurrect me in the form of a snake
DLKSKLKSDKds
:diddraispoot:
I won't be attending
why not
Quote from: 🐇 on April 29, 2020, 01:45:12 PM
You need an arena for 500 people?
Yes. Since Rona isn't leaving no time soon, everyone will have to spread out.
I want it to be a big commotion. My family is dramatic, so I'm sure someone is going to brawl
:raycharles2urmess:
i want it to b at tha strip club
pics of me in lingerie lined on tha walls aroun my urn
nd all my niggas dressed all sessy
my fam' is not invited
Quote from: You'nt know nann ho! on April 29, 2020, 02:05:04 PM
i want it to b at tha strip club
pics of me in lingerie lined on tha walls aroun my urn
nd all my niggas dressed all sessy
my fam' is not invited
Can I host it?
Quote from: You'nt know nann ho! on April 29, 2020, 02:05:04 PM
i want it to b at tha strip club
pics of me in lingerie lined on tha walls aroun my urn
nd all my niggas dressed all sessy
my fam' is not invited
i can invite cec' for a special tribute performance
I wanna be propped up a bit.. perched watching tv and filming a vidya mess for the girls to watch like iron man
:young:
I'm never dying. Y'all can play Ciara: The Evolution from start to finish just to honor me for endlessly living :feelinmyself:
Quote from: GLOCK 🌹 on April 29, 2020, 02:11:12 PM
I wanna be propped up a bit.. perched watching tv and filming a vidya mess for the girls to watch like iron man
:young:
r u into necrophilia
Quote from: baggedhim on April 29, 2020, 02:16:06 PM
I'm never dying. Y'all can play Ciara: The Evolution from start to finish just to honor me for endlessly living :feelinmyself:
Ain't nobody coming to see you otis
Quote from: DraeDrizzl3 on April 29, 2020, 01:52:26 PM
I want it to be a big commotion. My family is dramatic, so I'm sure someone is going to brawl
:raycharles2urmess:
nmdfdssfd
invite me to ur mess. I wanna watch