Have you ever planned your funeral mess?

Started by GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME, April 29, 2020, 12:19:34 PM

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GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME

April 29, 2020, 12:19:34 PM Last Edit: April 29, 2020, 12:20:45 PM by ton
I want to be cremated, I honestly don't want my corpse mess being EATEN by maggots or them finding my body 300 years from now and extracting the DNA for a clone mess. They didn't work for this body.

It should be held in an approeicatly sized building. I don't have many friends or family, so I don't want 23 people inside an auditorium, giving Keri Hilson. It'll make the pics look bad. I need to know how it goes as I watch from Hell.

My family and friends can read me during their speech messes, IDC, I'll be dead LMAO.

I don't want some sad music mess, ugh. I want Ciara and my others favs playing in the background as the guest walk in. Also, no piano or choir.

I don't need no preacher, everyone knows I don't fake the funk about religion. Just have someone I'm close to HOST a bit.

None of that 'Antonio was a good person and giving person" I'm NOT. Everyone there will have known this.

If someone didn't like me, PLEASE don't let them in. They're not allowed to enjoy my death. At least, not in person lolz.

Everything needs to be DRAMATIC. I need whoever worked for Mariah to help design the mess.

All Black everything.

It's going to be a southern affair, so I want all the guest to enjoy the food afterwards.

Yeah... thats it.  :ohwow:

My ashes can be kept or tossed in the garbage. IDC.



What about you?  :traciandchelle:

reekz

April 29, 2020, 12:22:39 PM #1 Last Edit: April 29, 2020, 12:34:49 PM by trapMysoul
I'll plan it  :)

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I don't even want a fucking funeral. None of that crying mess or I love you mess. If I didn't fuck with you when I was alive, I still don't fuck with you in death. Just cremate me and scatter my ashes in the two designated places I wanted them to be and leave me the fuck alone. Only my friends can do a celebration of life. Don't let none of my family in. Simple as that. 
I am scarred, so fucking scarred
These are the scars of me
The very fucking scars of me
This is my tragic heart
My tragic heart

-Me "Tragic Heart"

Gilgamesh.

jkehkdddd

girl what did you go through when you dissppeared? :diddraispoot:

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Oh and have my celebration of life at a bar or somewhere of that nature. Lots of eating and drinking. 
I am scarred, so fucking scarred
These are the scars of me
The very fucking scars of me
This is my tragic heart
My tragic heart

-Me "Tragic Heart"

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Gilgamesh.

Your mess sounds fun though :kii:

I know the music I want, that's about it. 

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Quote from: ton on April 29, 2020, 12:24:35 PM
Quote from: Fuck it! on April 29, 2020, 12:23:30 PM
I don't even want a fucking funeral.
im running outta breath
I just find funerals to be fake as fuck. People mourning someone knowing damn well that they didn't even use the person. I've seen it far too many times as a kid. I remember when my cousin died his ex-girlfriend was there crying and shit knowing damn well they broke up weeks prior because she was being a whore. I don't want any fake shit near me.
I am scarred, so fucking scarred
These are the scars of me
The very fucking scars of me
This is my tragic heart
My tragic heart

-Me "Tragic Heart"

HUGO


GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME

Quote from: Gilgamesh. on April 29, 2020, 12:23:39 PM
jkehkdddd

girl what did you go through when you dissppeared? :diddraispoot:
lkLSFDLFDSFDSK

An awakening.  :young:

But no, I think about every decade of my life and try to plan them out  :dead:

I know where I want to be by 40, 50, 60, 70. Haven't really thought about 80+, I aint tryna be around forever.

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Quote from: Fuck it! on April 29, 2020, 12:24:16 PM
Oh and have my celebration of life at a bar or somewhere of that nature. Lots of eating and drinking.
wait king

this is cute

GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME

Quote from: Tezcatlipoca 🦅 on April 29, 2020, 12:25:51 PM
Vvvvvvvvv

i want a big party 💃🏽

With collard greens yams and my grandmas signature Mac n cheese on deck 👌🏾Also put the food into my coffin . I plan on being a greedy bitch in the afterlife as well ☺️
kDKDKSLLKDKLDS

good idea. throw my dog in mine so we can rot together. :wub:

Gilgamesh.

I'm getting a hologram mess

beat that niggers :sup: