I want to be cremated, I honestly don't want my corpse mess being EATEN by maggots or them finding my body 300 years from now and extracting the DNA for a clone mess. They didn't work for this body.
It should be held in an approeicatly sized building. I don't have many friends or family, so I don't want 23 people inside an auditorium, giving Keri Hilson. It'll make the pics look bad. I need to know how it goes as I watch from Hell.
My family and friends can read me during their speech messes, IDC, I'll be dead LMAO.
I don't want some sad music mess, ugh. I want Ciara and my others favs playing in the background as the guest walk in. Also, no piano or choir.
I don't need no preacher, everyone knows I don't fake the funk about religion. Just have someone I'm close to HOST a bit.
None of that 'Antonio was a good person and giving person" I'm NOT. Everyone there will have known this.
If someone didn't like me, PLEASE don't let them in. They're not allowed to enjoy my death. At least, not in person lolz.
Everything needs to be DRAMATIC. I need whoever worked for Mariah to help design the mess.
All Black everything.
It's going to be a southern affair, so I want all the guest to enjoy the food afterwards.
Yeah... thats it.

My ashes can be kept or tossed in the garbage. IDC.
What about you?