VONC is going to be upset with me (last fucking night)

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Nine

Not some damn meth what the hell

Congrats on ur new Kia tho


Lane Bryant Jumpsuit

Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:50:43 PM
and why are u smoking random people's drugs? :uhh:
This edgy roulette game u play with ur life is too much for me

i dunno i ve been feeling so edgy and wild lately
i dunno whats gotten into me
i told my boss ( cause we hang out alot ) she was like
he coullda whipped your ass and took your car stole ur shit
and had you inhaled that shit you woulda been fucked up

im like yeah omg  :uhh: :uhh:



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Lane Bryant Jumpsuit

Quote from: Nine on March 15, 2016, 05:53:50 PM
Not some damn meth what the hell

Congrats on ur new Kia tho

thankies

i wanted a new sorento but they said i need to drive this for a while so when i trade in again i have better buying power



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Nine

Quote from: TheNextLew on March 15, 2016, 05:54:35 PM
Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:50:43 PM
and why are u smoking random people's drugs? :uhh:
This edgy roulette game u play with ur life is too much for me

i dunno i ve been feeling so edgy and wild lately
v

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Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:52:27 PM
:uhh:
I know they been playing with it the past few but lew im praying for u smh

thank you

i dont know what the hell got into me

i was just thinking

omg vonc is gonna drag me for this  i just know it :stressed:



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Vonc2002

Quote from: TheNextLew on March 15, 2016, 05:56:24 PM
Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:52:27 PM
:uhh:
I know they been playing with it the past few but lew im praying for u smh

i was just thinking

omg vonc is gonna drag me for this  i just know it :stressed:
:dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:
did u really :stressed:
This is my pass to say WHATEVER tf I wanna say about the mess she releases so I don't wanna hear SHIT! Baby mama is a mess of a song btw





KING BENTLEY.

Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:48:25 PM
Im crying, do u have sign on your back that says "strays apply here" :plzstop:
it should say "insert knife here"

Lew stop picking these men up and taking them to strange places :uhh:

You couldn't tell it was a meth hotel when the police showed up? :dead:

H.#.G.*.Z

LiiVE

Not doing METH and with random ppl ngcbnnnnnn wth LEW you need help Hun.

Lane Bryant Jumpsuit

Quote from: BENTLEY! on March 15, 2016, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:48:25 PM
Im crying, do u have sign on your back that says "strays apply here" :plzstop:
it should say "insert knife here"

Lew stop picking these men up and taking them to strange places :uhh:

You couldn't tell it was a meth hotel when the police showed up? :dead:

well they patrol the downtown area alot right before the clubs let out so i didnt think it was no biggie cops are everywhere downtown



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Vonc2002

Quote from: BENTLEY! on March 15, 2016, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:48:25 PM
Im crying, do u have sign on your back that says "strays apply here" :plzstop:
it should say "insert knife here"

Lew stop picking these men up and taking them to strange places :uhh:

You couldn't tell it was a meth hotel when the police showed up? :dead:
Im crying at him telling lew to pull into a dark empty parking lot and him like OK :justabit:
This is my pass to say WHATEVER tf I wanna say about the mess she releases so I don't wanna hear SHIT! Baby mama is a mess of a song btw





Lane Bryant Jumpsuit

Quote from: LiiVE on March 15, 2016, 06:01:56 PM
Not doing METH and with random ppl ngcbnnnnnn wth LEW you need help Hun.

one of my co workers was like lewis i am worried about you
have you talked to anyone or got any counseling after your mom died
cause you dont go from zero to 360 like this unless something is wrong
lewis is basically known for not doing anything so i think you should see someone im like




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Lane Bryant Jumpsuit

Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 06:03:20 PM
Quote from: BENTLEY! on March 15, 2016, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 15, 2016, 05:48:25 PM
Im crying, do u have sign on your back that says "strays apply here" :plzstop:
it should say "insert knife here"

Lew stop picking these men up and taking them to strange places :uhh:

You couldn't tell it was a meth hotel when the police showed up? :dead:
Im crying at him telling lew to pull into a dark empty parking lot and him like OK :justabit:

oh god

well

it was a trailer court
but it was a discrete spot to smoke i guess



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RekeRig

Quote from: TheNextLew on March 15, 2016, 05:46:20 PM
ok so last night  wooo

ok so

wow ok

so

umm

so i was headed back from work this morning and so i thought i saw my roomate josh and i was like oh hey did you want a ride back home but then i rolled up and he wasnt josh and i was like oh sorry i thought you were someone else but hes a tall samoan guy
and he was like can you give me a ride tho im locked out the house
im like uhhh ok i guess where you goin he said he was going downtown im like ok then hes like you aint the popo are you i said uhhh no lol so he got in and were talking

hes like so do you smoke ?

i said well i just started smoking weed like this month and been drinking a lil this month as well

he was like you ever try clear im like uhh nah im just starting to try stuff
so he was like can you drop me off my friend lives in this hotel
so i dropped him off and he was like dont leave me here lemme go check
he came back out said he has to go to this other place cause his friend isnt there
so we go to the other place and i wait outside

2 police cars roll up on me
dey like what you doing hea
im like umm im just waiting to give my friend a ride i was like is this like  a no parking zone

and the cop was like no weve had like alot of cars stolen recently so can i see your drivers lisense and id  and registration and i didnt have my  lisense plate on my vehicle cause i didnt have any screws to put it on so i just had it in my glove compartment

(i traded in my 2005 kia sorento and i got a 2015 kia soul so  all my registration and tags and lisense plate are in the car but not on the car)

so they check it and what not and like well put the plate on lol im like ok

dude comes back out like is everything oka what happened
i said its nothing i had all my paperwork in order

so we drive off and hes like pull over here in this lil car wASH AREA
so we pull in  and hes like come on try this (the clear he had)

so i took a hit and i was like eh

he was like how do you feel
im like  :uhh: i barely took the hit what am i supposed to feel  :usuresis:

hes like well tell me ( and i didnt want to say that i was hard after the first one i took cause i just thought i was kinda turned on by him )

but hes like take a few more hits tell me how you feel  :hmph:
so i did i told him im feeling like im tipsy a bit he was like you dont feel sexually charged im like uhhhh i did get hard but i didnt associate it with it

he was like yeah it gets you horny  im like ooooohhh k

so he was like im feelin it and he leans over and kisses me
one thing leads to another

im bopping for apples
hes bopping for apples
the car is fogged up

and this goes on from like 2 to 5 in the morning untill we bust

and im just sitting there like omg wtf just happened

clearly the shit i was smoking kicked in cause i didnt give a fuck in that moment

but i researched it its meth he was smoking

ugh


Go easy on me vonc :omgwatshappening:
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